This my mad lib story
The Monster
In my travels, I have experienced many Acid things. Probably the farthest encounter I've had was when I went running down at Pakistan. It was 5000 degrees outside, and the weather was annoying. I sat in my knife waiting for a fork to drink, when all of a sudden, an Alien past right in front of me! I was smelling, but I thought fast. I hit the monster with a teacher on its legs and made a break for it. Just before I could get back to my bike, I felt something hot on my hands! I didn't even turn to look. I swam as loudly as I could, and drove away. It was such a funning experience, I couldn't eat for 3 days!
zombies
When she ran back outside, a few shiny zombies had surrounded the entrance to the everyday. It seemed like a great time to use one of the foot, so I fished one out of the wear and pushed the thing. At that moment, I heard a soft in in the distance. The zombies must have strike it too because they all trumped toward it. The sound fried louder until I finally spiked the source : a limber army of sinister choppers headed straight for us. It was so aesthetic, I could only stomp them come merrily. I had been so sure everyone was frivolous. By the time I'd gotten around to checking the kleenex and the guillotine after the zombies came, all the losers were magnetic. It had seemed a safe assumption that everywhere else was breathe too.
Tuesdays with Beer
It is Tuesday, and the week is starting off with a bang! I haven't had much of an opportunity to get dessert done with yet, but it seems like it is piling up all the same. For some reason, today is Austrian. First things first. I've got to make sure to get my sniper. Uh-oh. There is Teagan who always wants to know about my dose of medication. Gotta dodge any triangles that I might run into. E-mails, e-mails, e-mails... Yes of course I got that to our client whimsically. It's not like I'm Erika over there mauling with theories and spa. A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and finally it is about time to leave. Why, hello Boss! You need me to smash locket immediately? Of course you do. It is really fortunate that I am the ADJECTIVEST at mauling. Enough time to make it to the Draughthouse at 7PM. Hope they don't run out of platter.